Should Avicii just effing give up?

In case u are maybe living “under a rock” or the like, u probably know that Swedish “DJ”/”bro”/”swagson” Avicii (previously known as “Tim Berg”) has a new song 4 summer 2k13.  It is called “Wake Me Up” and features vocals from Aloe Blacc, the brand of aloe vera I am using this summer

But in listening to this song I had to ask myself the ? — “shud Avicii just effing give up?”

I mean “Wake Me Up” might just be the best song of all time.

hahahah no

LEVELS is the greatest song of all time.  GOAT.  Legend status.  “A song that defines a generation.”

Maybe Avicii really should just effing give up.  “Wake Me Up” is kinda trill and kinda a banger but LEVELS is “w/o a doubt” the greatest ever.  Actually, “Wake Me Up” might have been a contender 4 best song ever until I realized that it would have 2 be better than LEVELS.

Avicii pumping up the crowd nobody on his "basically" flopped arena tour

Avicii pumping up the crowd nobody on his “basically flopped” arena tour featuring weird face thing

Avicii should maybe effing give up because his arena tour flopped.  And if u can’t fill up arenas 4 LEVELS then you certainly won’t be filling up arenas 4 “Wake Me Up.”  idgaf if ALOE BLACC himself is there, you will not find people buying tixxx 4 a “WAKE ME UP TOUR.”

Maybe Avicii should effin give up because he sold his soul 2 white person fashion giant Ralph Lauren

Maybe Avicii should effin give up because he “totally sold his soul” 2 fashion giant Ralph Lauren

Well even still Avicii is a “veritable bro/legend” 4 making LEVELS, and if I were 2 make a list that was a “de-facto hierarchy of bros/legends,” it would prob look like this, from most legendary down:

-swaglord Scott Disick

-Johnny Manziel/Football

-Danny Brown

-Beiber

-Avicii

IN CONCLUSION, it is a credible argument that Avicii aka TIM BERG should just effing give up.  LEVELS is the greatest song of all time.  Avicii made LEVELS.  LEVELS cannot be topped.  So maybe Avicii should call it quits? Amirite?

-kmart

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