A Frame-by-Frame Analysis of the Action Bronson Body Slam

yeah, so if you haven’t heard yet, Action Bronson bodied some dude at his concert in Boston the other nite.  The certifiable Masshole (get it bc it’s Boston) jumped up on stage like the silly turdbuglar he is and Bronson dropkick marty jannetty‘d him.

ok, so lets break this down, frame by frame:

Bronsolino pumps up the Boston crowd

Bronsolino pumps up the Boston crowd

The Masshole goes through with his fukin dummy move to jump on stage

The Masshole goes through with his fukin dummy move to jump on stage

The turdburglar jumps around like a monkey (no racial) while Bronson realizes what has happened

The turdburglar jumps around like a fukin monkey (no racial) while Bronson realizes what has happened

Bam Bam pounces on the Masshole

Bam Bam pounces on the Masshole

omg look at that form

wow pretty nice form there, he clearly wakes up in the morning and does karate in the water

and Action drags the masshole off stage like the turdburglar he is

and Action drags the masshole off stage like the turdburglar he is

The bum-ass security guards are slow responders smH

The bum-ass security guards are slow responders smH

My personal thoughts: first of all, why did this dude think he would get away with going up on stage…  and why did Bronson feel like he needed to body the dude?  im not complaining though, and im sure this turdburglar actually loves bronson even more now.  swag

-kmart

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